Luckily for you, we've captured all the dark energy from the original artefact, and have injected it into the app you are now downloading. Typical valid questions include: - Does [person x] love me? - Will time travel be possible one day? - Should I go out for pizza tonight? - Should I download this app? Typical invalid questions include: - How dangerous are bears? - How can I fly this helicopter? - Quickly, they're coming! - Oh no, *gurgling sound* If you're on iOS14, try out the new magic 8-bit ball widget!